Logieboi doesnt care...

Okays quick update...

DRUNK MAN

A man is out drinking at his neighborhood pub and realizes he needs to leave before his wife finds out.
He gets up off the barstool and BOOM, falls to the floor.
He tries to pull himself up but falls down again.
He thinks to himself, "if I can just crawl over to the door and get some fresh air, I can gather myself and walk home."
He crawls over to the door, tries to pull himself up and take a step and BOOM, falls to the floor again.
He thinks to himself, "wow, I must be drunker then I thought!" But he knows that he can't call the wife because he would just be in trouble.
He proceeds to crawl all the way home, crawl up the stairs, and pull himself quietly into the bed. He thinks to himself, "cool, I didn't get caught."
The next morning, he wakes and sees his wife glaring at him.
She says, "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WERE OUT DRINKING AGAIN!!"
He asks how she knows??
She says, "the Bartender called, you left your wheelchair there again!"

SCIENTIST

A scientist is testing how far a frog can jump.
He places the frog down and yells, "JUMP!"
The frog jumps 12 feet.
Then the scientist cuts off one of the frog's legs and runs the test again.
"JUMP!"
The frog jumps 6 feet.
He cuts off the second leg, places the frog down and yells, "JUMP!"
The frog goes nowhere.

Conclusion: when both of frog's legs are cut off, frog cannot hear.

THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS

This is the song that never ends,
It goes on and on, my friends.
People started singing it, not knowing what it was,
And people kept singing it forever just because...

and it goes on and on to infinity....and beyond...

Elvis left the building because Logieboi showed up and told him to get the f**k out

Heres some more pictures!!!Enjoy...

Logieboi once finish the song that never ends...twice...

S.H.I.T

To:All employees

From:Vice president

Subject:SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees,it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING(S.H.I.T.).We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.

If you feel that you do not receive your fair share of S.H.I.T. on the job,please see your manager.You will be immediately placedat the top of the S.H.I.T. list,and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Employees who dont take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS(D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.).Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING(E.A.T.S.H.I.T.).Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted,they dont have to do S.H.I.T. anymore,they are full of S.H.I.T. already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T.,you may be interested in a job training others.We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST(B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.).Those who are full of B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T. jobs and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING(D.I.P.S.H.I.T.).

If you have further questions,please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING,SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING(H.O.T.S.H.I.T.).

Thank you,

BOSS IN GENERAL

SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING

(B.I.G.S.H.I.T.)

Logieboi the amateur poet

After several requests....finally i got time to post my 2nd place winning poem!So here it is...

Loggers are cutting down trees fast,
Even more than in the past,
We must do something before its too late,
Its disappearing at at a growing rate,
Animals need them to live in,
They live with their own kin,
But they are forced to move away,
They have to find another place to stay,
We have made such a mess of things,
Scientists can predict what the future brings,
The problem has to be solved,
Everyone should be more involved,
Its so different from now and then,
We need more and more land,
Things are already bad and will only get worse,
Just like a curse,
I hope my poem was good,
So please loggers dont cut down all the wood.

Not bad rite???

Logieboi doesnt yahoo...

Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.
Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi Sahaja?Petang Dan malam awak doakan saya tak Selamat?
Murid : Selamat pagi, petang Dan malam cikgu!
Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh Orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang Dan Penuh Bermakna.Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi Semua Masa Dan keadaan.
Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!
Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik.Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang Perkataan Berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan Perkataannya,Kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan Cepat, lawan bagi Perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?
Murid : Faham, cikgu!
Cikgu : Saya tak mahu Ada apa-apa gangguan.
murid :(senyap)
Cikgu : Pandai!
Murid : Bodoh!
Cikgu : Tinggi!
Cikgu : rendah!
Cikgu : Jauh!
Murid : Dekat!
Cikgu : Keadilan!
Murid : UMNO!
Cikgu : Salah!
Murid : Betul!
Cikgu : Bodoh!
Murid : Pandai!
Cikgu : Bukan!
Murid : Ya!
cikgu : oh Tuhan!
Murid : Oh Hamba!
Cikgu : Dengar ini!
Murid : Dengar itu!
Cikgu : Diam!
Murid : Bising!
Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!
Cikgu : Mati aku!
Murid : Hidup kami!
Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!
Murid : Akar lama tak tau!
Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!
Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!
Cikgu : Kamu Gila!
Murid : Kami siuman!
Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!
Murid : Kurang! Kurang!
Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!
Murid : Belum! Belum!
Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?
Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!
Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!
Murid : Oh! Mengalah!
Cikgu : Kurang ajar!
Murid : Cukup ajar!
Cikgu : Habis aku!
Murid : Kekal kami!
Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!
Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!
Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!
Murid : Belum, pandai!
Cikgu : Berdiri!
Murid : Duduk!
Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!

Logieboi says it all...

There was a beer party going on in the woods when all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain. These two young guys ran for about 10 minutes in the pouring rain, finally reaching their car just as the rain let up. They jumped in the car, started it up and headed down the road, laughing and, of course, still drinking one beer after the other.All of a sudden an old man's face appeared on the passenger side and tapped lightly on the window. The passenger screamed out, "eeeeekkk! Look at my window!!! There's anold guy's face there!" (Was this a ghost?!?!?!?)"This old man kept knocking, so the driver said, "Well open the window a little and ask him what he wants!"So the passenger rolled his window down part way and said, scared out of his wits, "What do you want???"The old man softly replied, "You got any tobacco?"The passenger, terrified, looked at the driver and said, "He wants tobacco!""Well offer him a cigarette! HURRY!!" the driver replies.So he fumbles around with the pack and hands the old man a cigarette and yells, "Step on it!!!" rolling up the window in terror.Now going about 80 miles an hour, they calm down and they start laughing again, and the passenger says, "Dude! what doyou think of that?"The driver says, "Man, I don't know? How could that be? I'm going pretty fast?"Then all of a sudden AGAIN there is a knock on the window and there is the old man again. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaauggggg, there he is again!” the passenger yells.""Well see what he wants now!" yells back the driver.He rolls down the window a little ways and shakily says "Yes?""Do you have a light?" the old man quietly asks.The passenger throws a lighter out the window at him and rolls up the window then yells, "STEP ON IT!"They are now going about 100 miles an hour and still guzzling beer, trying to forget what they had just seen and heard, when all of a sudden, again there is MORE knocking!"Oh my God! HE'S BACK!" He rolls down the window and screams out, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" in stark fear.The old man gently replies, "You want some help getting out of this mud?"

One day a little girl came running into her house wrote:
One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!" The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.The little girl replied: ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.The mother told her daughter: "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties."''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl.The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?"The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed."The mother replied: "Didn't I tell you that he is...''Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy! I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today.''

In prison you spend a majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
At work you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
In prison you get three meals a day.
At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one.
In prison you get time off for good behavior.
At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
In prison, a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
At work you must carry a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
In prison you can watch TV and play games.
At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere.
At work you're just ball-and-chained.
In prison you get your own toilet.
At work you have to share.
In prison they allow your family and friends to visit.
At work you can't even speak to your family and friends.
In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go to bars.
In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time.
At work there are some programs you can never get out of.
In prison there are sadistic wardens.
At work, we have managers.

so why go to work if prison is more nice...hahaha lolz


Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly."Why are you crying?" Bob asked."I came here for a blood test," sobbed Bill."So? Are you afraid?""No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.As Bob heard this, he immediately began crying profusely.Astonished, Bill stopped his tears and asked Bob, "Why are you crying now?"To which Bob replied, "I came for a urine test!"


A duck walks into a bar and asks:"Got any Bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "
No, we haven't got any bread!"
Duck says: "
Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your dang beak to the bar you irritating dang duck!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any bread?

Logieboi is willin...

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <
7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog "Dog."
15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."
27. Wear a special hip holster for yourremote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector stripsinto peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk. 70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
73. Drive half a block.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song. 80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.


Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with.
9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off.
8. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame.
7. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.
6. A little coffee and you can do it all night.
5. If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser."
4. You can do it, eat and watch T.V. all at the same time.
3. You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.
2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it.
1. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help.