Nawt Tryna Too Dew Eeet Foar Yaa: July 2009

Friday 10 July 2009

Elvis left the building because Logieboi showed up and told him to get the f**k out

Heres some more pictures!!!Enjoy...

Logieboi once finish the song that never ends...twice...

S.H.I.T

To:All employees

From:Vice president

Subject:SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees,it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING(S.H.I.T.).We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.

If you feel that you do not receive your fair share of S.H.I.T. on the job,please see your manager.You will be immediately placedat the top of the S.H.I.T. list,and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Employees who dont take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS(D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.).Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING(E.A.T.S.H.I.T.).Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted,they dont have to do S.H.I.T. anymore,they are full of S.H.I.T. already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T.,you may be interested in a job training others.We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST(B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.).Those who are full of B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T. jobs and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING(D.I.P.S.H.I.T.).

If you have further questions,please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING,SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING(H.O.T.S.H.I.T.).

Thank you,

BOSS IN GENERAL

SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING

(B.I.G.S.H.I.T.)

Logieboi the amateur poet

After several requests....finally i got time to post my 2nd place winning poem!So here it is...

Loggers are cutting down trees fast,
Even more than in the past,
We must do something before its too late,
Its disappearing at at a growing rate,
Animals need them to live in,
They live with their own kin,
But they are forced to move away,
They have to find another place to stay,
We have made such a mess of things,
Scientists can predict what the future brings,
The problem has to be solved,
Everyone should be more involved,
Its so different from now and then,
We need more and more land,
Things are already bad and will only get worse,
Just like a curse,
I hope my poem was good,
So please loggers dont cut down all the wood.

Not bad rite???

Thursday 9 July 2009

Logieboi doesnt yahoo...

Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.
Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi Sahaja?Petang Dan malam awak doakan saya tak Selamat?
Murid : Selamat pagi, petang Dan malam cikgu!
Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh Orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang Dan Penuh Bermakna.Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi Semua Masa Dan keadaan.
Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!
Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik.Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang Perkataan Berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan Perkataannya,Kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan Cepat, lawan bagi Perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?
Murid : Faham, cikgu!
Cikgu : Saya tak mahu Ada apa-apa gangguan.
murid :(senyap)
Cikgu : Pandai!
Murid : Bodoh!
Cikgu : Tinggi!
Cikgu : rendah!
Cikgu : Jauh!
Murid : Dekat!
Cikgu : Keadilan!
Murid : UMNO!
Cikgu : Salah!
Murid : Betul!
Cikgu : Bodoh!
Murid : Pandai!
Cikgu : Bukan!
Murid : Ya!
cikgu : oh Tuhan!
Murid : Oh Hamba!
Cikgu : Dengar ini!
Murid : Dengar itu!
Cikgu : Diam!
Murid : Bising!
Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!
Cikgu : Mati aku!
Murid : Hidup kami!
Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!
Murid : Akar lama tak tau!
Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!
Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!
Cikgu : Kamu Gila!
Murid : Kami siuman!
Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!
Murid : Kurang! Kurang!
Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!
Murid : Belum! Belum!
Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?
Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!
Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!
Murid : Oh! Mengalah!
Cikgu : Kurang ajar!
Murid : Cukup ajar!
Cikgu : Habis aku!
Murid : Kekal kami!
Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!
Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!
Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!
Murid : Belum, pandai!
Cikgu : Berdiri!
Murid : Duduk!
Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!

Intro

This blog is just going to be here,
Trust me,it won't disappear,
I guarentee this blog won't be so dull,
You won't be bored out of your skull,
In the blog,you may read stories,facts,jokes and maybe a lie,
But who cares,you're reading it just to make your time fly,
You can also see some funny and interesting pictures,
You certainly won't see scary creatures,
I want this blog to make people laugh out loud,
So they got nothing to worry about,
If you dont like this blog,I wont be angry,
I would just say that you are pretty ugly,
If you are offended in anyway,go stab yourself with a banana,
Or better yet,go cry to your mama,
If you think this blog is the best,
Go tell others and screw the rest,
So spread out the blog's link,
It won't be hard as you think,
Reading everything in this blog might take a while,
So I suggest you just sit back,relax and enjoy it with a smile! :D

WARNING(again)

Do not read this message.

I'm warning you to not read this message.

If you read this message,I'm telling you that you'll regret it.

Please! I told you not to read!

Should have listened. You wasted 10 seconds of your life.(P.S. but read the other stuff on this blog...not a waste of time)

But first...TOUNGE TWISTER

This is this cat.

This is is cat.

This is how cat.

This is to cat.

This is keep cat.

This is a cat.

This is dumbass cat.

This is busy cat.

This is for cat.

This is forty cat.

This is seconds cat.

This is you cat.

This is idoit cat.

This is lol cat.

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down

Im just saying...

When the sun goes down,
When your luck runs out,
When the beast arises,
When the earth trembles,

What would you give to have it all?
Would you fight by the sword?
Would you die by the sword?

I will never surrender.

Would you plea for mercy?
Would you beg forgiveness?
I will show none, nor give any.
Would you give in?
Enslave yourself,Pledge allegiance to the beast?

Surrender is not an option.
Redemption is not an option.
Fighting is not an option.
Slavery is not an option.
Vassalage is not an option.

Death is the only way out.

READ FIRST

Upon trekking for days within the thick foliage of the jungle you find yourself amongst a destroyed camp of what appears to be the remnants of a forgotten expedition. Warm rocks surround the fire pit dehydrating the broth onto the interior of the tipped over black cauldron. There are no signs of life in the immediate area. As you look around, you notice distinct shreds of cloth hanging from the scaffolding of destroyed tents; a small yellow book stands out in the landscape of one of the ruined structures. Picking up the text you instinctively open the cover that is resistant from the dried blood holding the pages together along the spine. You discover that it is a diary of one of the lost explorers and it reads:

Tuesday - We finally found some hints of life in hopes that it will lead to the missing person the local natives have described to us. One of their great hunters has been missing for days. They described the man to have a large tattoo of the Sun on his right upper chest. A mark of a great man to the native tribe, a man with the mark of the Sun will rule his domain bringing a new way of life for their people.The tracks were unlike anything that I've seen. The hind feet seem to be supporting most of the creatures’ weight with a size slightly resembling a foot of a human in toe structure, only a bit larger and with a different stride. Sometimes there were two lighter tracks accompanied with the rear legs, I believe that they are from upper limbs. Perhaps this creature switches from walking erect and on all fours as it moves. We'll be taking every precaution as we approach the creatures as there is very little known.

Wednesday - After a long day of travelling we realized that the tracks were trailing in a large circular pattern. We believe that the unknown creatures that we have yet to see are randomly searching the area for their food. What they eat we have no idea, but we believe them to be carnivorous as there are no large animals in the area that could be at the top of the food chain.

Thursday - I woke up this morning choking on a vile stench. The thick hot air made me gasp for oxygen. As I crawled out of my tent I noticed that none of my companions are present. I called out their names only to be greeted by the silent ambience of the jungle. I collected my gun and machete to search for them. As I made my path through the wilderness the hair stood up on the back of my neck as though I could sense that I was being followed. As I walked farther and farther away from my camp I began to hear movements in the background but I could see nothing. I began to move more quickly turning into a sprint and the bushes behind me began to rustle. As I ran I tripped, falling over a branch, onto my stomached. My stalker then exposed itself from the thick brush.Upon revealing itself from the brush it paused only for a moment. It was unlike anything I've ever seen. Standing well over 6 feet, the creature was hunched and muscular wearing the remains of its outgrown clothing made up mostly of shreds of cloth. I stared into its fierce blood-shot eyes feeling the unquenchable hatred bestowed within its soul. As I noticed a quadrangular tattoo on the right side of its upper chest it leaped towards me bellowing in a strange tongue: "[-.-]." I turned my blade to its belly only to have it glance along its side. Raising my knee I managed to roll the beast off of me. I reached for my gun but it was gone: lost in my recent tumble. With no time to search for it I quickly stood up and ran back towards the camp.

Friday – I stayed up all night lighting torches around the perimeter to keep my surroundings lit. I prepared myself for what was to come. I knew they were coming but I did not know when or how I would even combat such a foe. I have no idea if I will survive this day; there are streaks of noises all around me now. Their numbers remain unknown to me. I can feel the roar of their screams deep within my bones as they approach. I wish I had more time to study these creatures. Maybe I could communicate with them, they seem intelligent. A prominent sound approaches me now, maybe of their leaders. I can hear its footsteps coming closer and stopping every few paces to scream! Can it sense me hiding in this tent? What will become of me? The yelling becomes louder and louder. What does it mean? It is abou...

The journal stops abruptly as a foul smell fills your senses and you can taste the air. The small hairs on the back of your neck begin to rise. A wooden tablet is thrown out of the bushes at your feet. You look down and pick it up and it reads:

This is my blog,what is mine is mine,mine,MINE not yours...

I like to put funny things in this blog...

If you dont like this blog,so what?I dont give a rat's ass...

BUNNIES

.....(\_/).....
.....(O.O).....
......(><).....
....../__\.....

Usual Bunny.

.....(\_/).....
......(*.*).....
......(><).....
....../__\.....

Funny Bunny.

.....(\-/).....
.....(<.>)....
......("").....
....../__\......

Agent Bunny.

.......(\-/).....
.......($.$).....
.......(")(")....
........(__).....

Money Bunny.

......(\-).....
.....(0.*).....
.....(")(")....
......(__\.....

Mixed Bunny/Bunny Scarface.

......(\-/)......
......(?.?).....
.....(")(").....
....../__\......

Confused Bunny.

......(\-/).....
.......(-.-).....
......(0-=).....
......./__\......

Bunny Warrior.

.....(\-/).....
.....(+,+)....
......()().....
......(__).....

Bunny Snowman.

......()-().....
......(>.<).....
......(")(").....
......(,,)(,,).....

Bunny With Alot Of Claws.

.....()-()......
......(-.-).....
......( 0 ).....
....../__\.....

Cool Bunny

......(\_/).....
......(~.~).....
.......{..¬}.....
.......[__]......

Bunney with a gun

......(\-/)......
......(*.*)......
.....{###}....
......\__/......

BUNNY acordion player

......(\_/)......
......(<->)......
.....()(~)()....
.......(/ \)......

UNKNOWN BUNNY
......_____.....
.....<(-_^)>.....
.........{}{}......
........./__\......

TECKNO BUNNY

.........()_().......
...<---(x x)--<<....
.........(> <)......
.........(")(").....

poor bunny

......(\_/)......
....(@_@).....
.......(> <)......
.........__.......

Watching Bunny
......---......
..............
.....()().....
....(x_x).....
.....===.....
....(> <).....
......UU......

suicide bunny

......(\_/)......
......(=.=).....
......( ><).....
....../__\.....

KARATE BUNNY

.......(\_/).....
....._(=.=)_.....
.....[](><)[].....
.....~ /__\~......

JET-PACK BUNNY

.......(\_/).....
.......[0.0].......
.......\-U-/..........
.........xx........
......./_I_\........

Forin BUNNY

......../)_(\.......
........(0-0)........
........(>.<).........
..........__.........

Nerd Bunny

........(\_//......
........(O.o).......
.......<(__)>........
........./__\........

Crazy Bunny

......../)_/).......
.........(*.*)......
.......~(>_)>......
........../_/_.......

Disco Bunny

.....(\_/)....
......(#.-).....
......(>._).......
......//__\.....

Pirate Bunny

.......(\--/).......
......( ►.◄).......
.....[](>`<)[].......
........./__\.......

killin bunny

......./(_)\......
....@(ö.ö)@.....
.....UU_UU.....
...../___\.....

Bier Mädchen Bunny

.....(\_/)......
..//(__)//....
...../S.B\......
.../____\....

Super Bunny
.......____.......
.....(____)........
....-..(\_/)..-......
.../..\(0.0)/..\.....
./....\(><)/....\...
......../__\........

angel bunney

.........(\-/)......
.........(o.o)......
......(;;(><);;).....
.....<--/__\``.......

dragon bunny

....../\_/\.....
......(Q.Q).../\....
.......(><)__/......
......./__\......

devil bunny

You can't escape the bunnies!

HAHA NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID...

YOUR COMPUTER IS NOW INFECTED WITH A BAD VIRUS. But...If you want to fix your computer, do what these directions tell you:

Type the following into your favorite write program (Microsoft Word, Notepad etc.):
Type an M
Type an I before the M
Make a space after the M
Type a P
Type a D after the P
Type an S right before the P
Type a U Before the P But after the S
Make a Space after the D
Type an R
Type An O BEFORE and AFTER the R
Go back to the begining
Type an A before the S and then make a space
Go to the end
Type an M Before the first O
Go to the middle
Type a T between the S and the U
Type an I inbetween the P and the D
Go to the very end
Type an N
Now read the code out loud.Your virus is gone!

Nawt Tryna Too Dew Eeet Foar Yaa

Friday 10 July 2009

Elvis left the building because Logieboi showed up and told him to get the f**k out

Logieboi once finish the song that never ends...twice...

Logieboi the amateur poet

Thursday 9 July 2009

Logieboi doesnt yahoo...

Intro

WARNING(again)

LAST WARNING!!!!!

Im just saying...

READ FIRST

BUNNIES

Meeee

More over here!!!

The Ring-Prank

Lets See If You Can Beat Logieboi!

Let's talk CRAP!

HAHA NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID...

The number of idiots who didn't read the warning...or did they???