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Yeap friendship...

Friendship between women: A woman doesn’t come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.

Friendship between men: A man doesn’t come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The wife calls her husband's 10 best men friends. Eight of them confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he was still there.


CANNIBALS
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Ooh dad, there's one." "No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough." "No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman.The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her.""No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either.""Why not?" asked the son."Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."

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THE DOG NAMED SEX

Everybody I know usually calls their dog Rover or Spot.

I called mine Sex.

Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me.

When I went to City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk I'd like a license for Sex.

He said, "I would like to have one too!

Then I said, "She is a dog!!"

He said he didnt care what she looked like.

I said, "You don't understand, I had Sex since I was 9 years old."

He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy."

When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding.

He told me to wait until after the wedding was over.

I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life, and my life revolves around Sex."

He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church.

I told him everybody would like having Sex at the wedding.

The next day we were married at the Justice of Peace.

My family was barred from the church from then on.

When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me.

When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex.

He said every room in the motel is a place for sex.

I said, "You don't understand! Sex keeps me awake at night."

The clerk said, "me too!"

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, Sex ran away.

Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around, and I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest.

He said that I should have sold my own tickets.

"You don't understand," I said.

"I hoped to have Sex on TV!"

He called me a 'show off'!

When my wife and I split, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog.

I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married, but Sex left me after I was married."

The judge said, "Me too!!"

Last night, Sex ran off again, and I spent hours looking all over for her.

A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning.

I said "I'm looking for Sex."

My case comes up next Thursday.

Well, now I have been thrown in jail, been divorced, and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw.

Why, just the other day when I went for my first session with my shrink, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?"

I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all of my life, but now it has left me forever, I couldn't live any longer, so lonely!"

And the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand sex isn't a man's best friend, so get your self a dog."

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Abu sangat bijak
Seorang guru, Cikgu Murni (Umur: 22) menghadapi masalah dengan salah
seorang muridnya (Abu). Lalu guru ini bertanya kepada murid tersebut :
"Apa sebenarnya masalah awak, Abu?"


> Lalu Abu menjawab, "Saya terlalu cerdik untuk berada di darjah 4,
kakak saya menduduki UPSR dan saya lebih cerdik dari dia, maka saya
seharusnya
berada di tempat yang sama juga!".


> Cikgu Murni dah tak tertahan. Dia bawa Abu ke pejabat pengetua.
Sementara Abu menunggu di ruang tamu, Cikgu Murni terangkan keadaan
tersebut kepada
pengetua. Pengetua mengatakan yang dia akan berikan ujian kepada Abu dan
jika Abu gagal menjawab, maka Abu harus kekal di darjah 3 dan
berkelakuan
baik. Abu dibawa masuk ke pejabat Pengetua dan Cikgu Murni terangkan
pada Abu dan Abu bersetuju untuk ambil ujian yang akan diberikan.

> Pengetua: Apa 3 x 3?
> Abu: 9
> Pengetua: Apa 6 x 6?
> Abu: 36
>
> Pengetua terus bertanyakan soalan2 berdasarkan tahap pencapaian murid2
UPSR dan si Abu mampu menjawab tiap soalan yang diberikan. Lalu pengetua
memandang Cikgu Murni dan berkata, "Saya rasa murid ini sepatutnya
berada di darjah 6", Lalu Cikgu Murni berkata pada pengetua, "Saya ada
soalan saya
sendiri, boleh tak saya ajukan pada Abu?". Pengetua dan Abu bersetuju.


> Cikgu Murni: Apa yang lembu ada 4 di badan, tapi saya cuma ada dua?
> Abu: (berfikir) Kaki
>
> Cikgu Murni: Apa yang ada di dalam seluar kamu tapi tidak pada seluar
saya?
> Abu: Saku
>
> Cikgu Murni: Apa yang bermula dengan huruf "K" akhir dengan "A",
ianya berbulu, berbentuk oval, nyaman dan mengandungi lapisan nipis
keputihan?

> Abu: Kelapa
>
> Cikgu Murni: Apakah yang masuk keras dan berwarna "pink", bila keluar
lembik dan melekit?
> Mata Pengetua terbuka luas dan sebelum sempat dia menahan, siAbu terus
menjawab.
> Abu: Gula-gula getah (Bubblegum)
>
> Cikgu Murni: Apa yang mereka lakukan, lelaki secara berdiri, wanita
secara duduk dan anjing secara tiga kaki?
> Mata Pengetua sekali lagi terbuka sangat2 luas dan sebelum dia sempat
hendak menahan si Abu terus menjawab.
> Abu: Bersalaman
>
> Cikgu Murni: Baik, sekarang saya akan ajukan soalan berbentuk
siapakah saya, okay?
> Abu: Baik Cikgu
>
> Cikgu Murni: Awak memasukkan batang kedalam saya. Awak ikat saya
untuk saya berdiri. Saya kebasahan sebelum awak.
> Pengetua kelihatan resah dengan soalan yang diajukan oleh Cikgu Murni.
> Abu: Khemah
>
> Cikgu Murni: Jari memasuki saya. Awak menggesel-gesel saya bila awak
teringatkan saya. Lelaki idaman akan mendapat saya dulu.


> Pengetua semakin resah dan tidak selesa. Lantas terus meneguk segelas
Nescafe 3in1.
> Abu: Cincin perkahwinan
>
> Cikgu Murni: Saya ada bermacam-macam saiz. Bila saya sakit saya akan
meleleh. Bila saya keluar, banyak tisu yang akan digunakan. Bila awak
hembuskan saya, akan berasa lega.

Logieboi can slam a revolving door...

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Logieboi can hear silence...

Why Is Sex Like Riding A Bike?

1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.

2. It's best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory.

3. You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try it until you have a lot of experience.

4. It's easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience.

5. You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun.

6. It's usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.

7. It's best to have a soft place to land.

8. You don't need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it.

9. If you're with someone who is having trouble keeping up, it's usually best to slow down and wait for them.

10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time.

11. Once you learn, you never forget how.

12. If you fall off get right back on.

13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.

14. Remember to signal before you change direction.

15. Make sure that you've got a firm grip.

16. Sometimes it's nice to have a cushy seat.

17. Once you're over the top, you can just coast the rest of the way.

18. That's why some of them are called Mountin' Bikes.

Logieboi can mix oil and vinegar...Permanently...

Blog's kinda boring without pics....so Theres some!!!Mwahahahahahaaaa!

Who is the Best???
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had the toughest men. The army general says, "Alright,I'll prove the army has the toughest men in the country. Private, get over here!"The private reports as ordered, "Yes sir?"The general says, "See that man over there? Kill him!"Without hesitating, the private kills the man.The general says, "See? That man has balls!"The marine general says, That's nothing. Private, get over here!"The marine private reports, "Yes, sir?"The marine general says, "See that man over there? Kill him and then kill yourself."Without blinking, the marine private pulls out his M-16 and blows away the guy, then turns the rifle on himself and unloads several rounds.The marine general says, "See? Now that man has balls!"The admiral says, "That's nothing."He calls to a seaman high up on a tower, "Hey, seaman, jump off that tower!"The seaman answers, "Excuse me, sir?"The admiral repeats, "JUMP OFF THAT TOWER!"The seaman replies, "Fuck you, sir!"The admiral says, "See? That man has balls and he's got brains too!"